Soporific Afternoon

me: Chutkooo

tns15786: chulli baba ki jay

2:46 PM me: ayushman bhava

tns15786: :)

me: bhakt batao kaisa chal raha hai

2:47 PM tns15786: gurudev aapka shisya moh maya ke mayajal mein phas gaya hai

mukti chahiye is mayajal se

2:48 PM me: mukti to aajkal busy hai kisi aur kee sath..filhal aapko maya se hi kaam chalana padhega

2:49 PM aur ye mayajal kaun ,is sundari ka naam pehli baar sun raha huun!

tns15786: maya ki bhi to prapti nahi hoti gurudev

2:50 PM mayajal arthart "MATRIX" you damn idiot guru

:)

2:51 PM me: shishya mein tumhari vyatha samajh sakta huun..par dharti ke upar mere jo chaav tha,woh aajkal mars or jupiter pe laga diya hai..

Shanti to dharti pe rehna nahi chahtee,isliye mujhe use dusre lok me tabadala kara diya

2:52 PM tns15786: guru dev aap hindi se urdu mein chale gaye

tabadala urdu shabd hai

2:53 PM me: kya bataoon ab hindi aur urdu mein mujhe antar nahi dikhta

aajkal bollywood ke movies dekh raha huun naa

waise to hum english mein comfortable hain..woh bolte hain naa "English is my forte"

2:54 PM kya hua shishya lagta haa ,mere bataoon se aap dang ho gaye...

Kuch galat bol diya kya

2:55 PM tns15786: chi chi aap dushit ho rahe

ho

2:56 PM bollywood aur holywood mein sirf nanga nach hota hai

me: dushit me ...kada bhi nahi

tns15786: aap ghanta dhyan se rakhna

me: haan aajkal mere colleagues ko to woh hi pasand hai

2:57 PM tns15786: kahin kanyao ke bhich unhone utne ki chah dhikhayi to apaka dharm bhrast ho jayega

:)

2:58 PM me: bhrasht washt kuch nahi hota..jab meine dharti banaye thi tab maine dharam ka naam nahi liya tha,ye to tum hi logone banaye hai....maine to ek sadharan jeevan ka marg dikhaya ,par aapko to kuch aur hi pasand aaaya

2:59 PM tns15786: aap bhagwan nahi ho guru ho

dharti pe aaa jao

aur upar se bollywood dekhte ho

aur kuch kaam nahi hai

wahan bhi recession aa gaya hai kya

3:00 PM me: guru aur bhagwan mein antar nahi hota ,bhagwan ek chaya hai aur guru ek pedh ....

3:01 PM recession to nahi bol sakta par yeh hai ki yamrj ne nayi company banane ki sochi thi,filhal ke liye plan hi hai

yamraaj venture capitalist ke intezaar mein hai...

3:02 PM tns15786: :)

sahi hai

kya karegi naya venture

3:05 PM me: indra dev ka empire badh raha hai,to baaki sare planet mein,yamraaj bid kar rahe hai!par chinta ki baat yeh hai ki indra dev techno savvy ho gaye hai

to yamraaj ampne resource management ko revive karna chahte hain

3:06 PM empire badhne ka ek manya mukhya karan hai chandrayan

3:08 PM tns15786: bahut hi accha hai

3:11 PM me: http://shripadk.blogspot.com/

shishya maine ye conversation bloh mein dal diya hai,

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