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Soporific Afternoon

me: Chutkooo

tns15786: chulli baba ki jay

2:46 PM me: ayushman bhava

tns15786: :)

me: bhakt batao kaisa chal raha hai

2:47 PM tns15786: gurudev aapka shisya moh maya ke mayajal mein phas gaya hai

mukti chahiye is mayajal se

2:48 PM me: mukti to aajkal busy hai kisi aur kee sath..filhal aapko maya se hi kaam chalana padhega

2:49 PM aur ye mayajal kaun ,is sundari ka naam pehli baar sun raha huun!

tns15786: maya ki bhi to prapti nahi hoti gurudev

2:50 PM mayajal arthart "MATRIX" you damn idiot guru

:)

2:51 PM me: shishya mein tumhari vyatha samajh sakta huun..par dharti ke upar mere jo chaav tha,woh aajkal mars or jupiter pe laga diya hai..

Shanti to dharti pe rehna nahi chahtee,isliye mujhe use dusre lok me tabadala kara diya

2:52 PM tns15786: guru dev aap hindi se urdu mein chale gaye

tabadala urdu shabd hai

2:53 PM me: kya bataoon ab hindi aur urdu mein mujhe antar nahi dikhta

aajkal bollywood ke movies dekh raha huun naa

waise to hum english mein comfortable hain..woh bolte hain naa "English is my forte"

2:54 PM kya hua shishya lagta haa ,mere bataoon se aap dang ho gaye...

Kuch galat bol diya kya

2:55 PM tns15786: chi chi aap dushit ho rahe

ho

2:56 PM bollywood aur holywood mein sirf nanga nach hota hai

me: dushit me ...kada bhi nahi

tns15786: aap ghanta dhyan se rakhna

me: haan aajkal mere colleagues ko to woh hi pasand hai

2:57 PM tns15786: kahin kanyao ke bhich unhone utne ki chah dhikhayi to apaka dharm bhrast ho jayega

:)

2:58 PM me: bhrasht washt kuch nahi hota..jab meine dharti banaye thi tab maine dharam ka naam nahi liya tha,ye to tum hi logone banaye hai....maine to ek sadharan jeevan ka marg dikhaya ,par aapko to kuch aur hi pasand aaaya

2:59 PM tns15786: aap bhagwan nahi ho guru ho

dharti pe aaa jao

aur upar se bollywood dekhte ho

aur kuch kaam nahi hai

wahan bhi recession aa gaya hai kya

3:00 PM me: guru aur bhagwan mein antar nahi hota ,bhagwan ek chaya hai aur guru ek pedh ....

3:01 PM recession to nahi bol sakta par yeh hai ki yamrj ne nayi company banane ki sochi thi,filhal ke liye plan hi hai

yamraaj venture capitalist ke intezaar mein hai...

3:02 PM tns15786: :)

sahi hai

kya karegi naya venture

3:05 PM me: indra dev ka empire badh raha hai,to baaki sare planet mein,yamraaj bid kar rahe hai!par chinta ki baat yeh hai ki indra dev techno savvy ho gaye hai

to yamraaj ampne resource management ko revive karna chahte hain

3:06 PM empire badhne ka ek manya mukhya karan hai chandrayan

3:08 PM tns15786: bahut hi accha hai

3:11 PM me: http://shripadk.blogspot.com/

shishya maine ye conversation bloh mein dal diya hai,

FYI karke mere shishya vrinda mein forward kar dena

Knock Knock Can U hear me??

It was 7 30 am ,when i said to myself i cant procrastinate it any further ;if i want to make it to the morning show of "Quantum of Solace"!!!Finally bidding adieu to all my lethargic instincts i woke up from the bed!!!Well i had woken up to realise that i was half deaf thanks to my left ear.

Well a castle of cerumen got constructed around my left ear drum[To simplify it ,left ear had accrued ear wax over a great deal of time].It was so hard to manage to hear what ppl used to speak,I had to master the technique of interpolating key words[Used to barely hear few words and raked my brains to make some sense of it].This way i used to avoid the embarassment,used to work most of the cases but in case it failed i tried my body language skills.It wasnt that difficult though for i could hear clearly from my right ear but yeah i cant just point my right ear to the speaker all the time[I tried it at times ;)]Anyways that was my state for the past one week[I should celebrate for having managed all my work smoothly for one week without much trouble :D]

I finished all my morning ablutions and dashed for the bus stop.I had to meet 2 of my colleagues on the way and then head for the theater.The first thing that comes to my mind at the thought of fame lido is awe inspiring gals....Heheh well i m not perverted what else can one expect if one is single??Anyways met this insane pals of mine ..Ohh yeah a word or 2 of them

Rwan(Name Changed for good) better known as "The chair destroyer..."Has a compuslive desire to break theater chairs ,and lucky fellow ends up sitting between gals in a packed cinema Hall

Pan (Name again changed for good) best known as PJ master..If there is anything which comes to him naturally are his PJ's and yeah a patient with pseudo memory loss(for he doesnt remember the PJ's he cracked and what day it is)

Pls dont ask me what happened on our way to theater for i hardly heard anything but still left no clue(invincible ,thats me ;))

So we reached this theater,a moment or 2 of depression for we were still single(spar Rwan)!!Well we kept on commenting abt the gals and their so uncool BF's (cant help it) .Its been so much banal for this happens everytime we go for movie!!And yeah guess what i saw Pooja Gandhi at PVR a day before!!!Gosh couldnt believe she is so short,well i couldnt believe it was her till ppl started taking pictures of her!!!Hmm anyways she is still single [;)]Back to the topic,In this modern era ppl still throng the cinema gates early in the morning to get tickets (yet another evidence to say ppl with gals arent smart)...well we go there enough to soothe our eyes(Heheh)After this eye soothing session of ours and hogging on masala dosa's at the Darshini we were all set for the Bond Movie(Bond James Bond,they should shredd of the name too,its cliched)!!!Anyways rwan was the most excited of the lot,could make out ....I dont want to critically review the Movie but all i can say are, 3 things what i look for in the bond movie are

• Bond Gal
  
• Gadgets
  
• Shaken Martini (U know what i m hinting at)

Well if u ppl think in similar lines torrents is the best way out!!! Good (Sad for rwan though)for the chair was lucky enough not to get broken(I guess they fortified it with some kind of metal ;)).So we were out of the movie cribbing for not having lived up to the expectation.....Again back to our chaffeur driven mamoth vehicle!!This time a slew of thoughts flooded my mind but none worth mentioning.It was like someone was working on the castle in my ear and the tremors was felt by my ear canal!Out there rwan was pouring out his sentiments and pan as usual was cracking some useless PJ's.Well i must appreciate this thin lean character's guts for mocking the gargantuan person...Anyways jokes apart ,i could feel some work being carried out in the castle (Cerumen castle ppl remember...Ear wax; common ,u need to concentrate)It was some kind of pain , i said guys listen i need to go to ENT specialist!!These ppl were lost in their own world,they didnt have a clue of why was i hell bent upon visiting a doc all of a sudden!!I said rwan ll get to ur house and google for ENT specialist nearby!!Hmm well the first thing we did as we hit his house was Orkut as usual[Well pain can wait for a while]Anyways after the usual chores ,sergey brin and larry page's product came to some use for us(Google search engine).

Rwan:"Arre yaaar koyi lady doctor dhuundna"

Called up a doctor to realise that he isnt available and asked to head for reputed medical institution on air port road!!Well the first thing that i blurted out was dude what if i get ripped of!!Rwan quickly prompted matters of health u should never be bothered abt money!!I said so true but saala Rwan lethargic to the core refused to accompany..!Hmm anyways had to bid bye to rwan and head for this hospital...

I am a little Nosocomephobic for i cant stand hospitals!!I didnt have an option either so had to be brave enough to endear it ...Hardly had any idea of what is in store for me!!As soon i had finished the procedures i headed towards the ENT dept and sat in the inspection/observation room!!Well i avoided the chair meant for patients ,it looked like the one meant for electrocution!!Moments later the nurse comes and says ,that is not meant for u, sit on the electrocution one(she didnt say that...but yeah had to sit)!!All i did was gave a good look at the suction pump and the slew of surgical stuff!Hmm just then this doc gives an entry!!

Dr Tanvi(Name changed for good)...

I was awestruck for a moment or 2...I was still wondering is she the doc or some assistant!!!!

Hmm a smile was a natural instinct!!She fumbled with her papers and asked me to sit..Well i stood up without my knowledge!!!

This lady doc going by my observations was single ,some where in her 30's studied in 2 of the most reputed uni's in London[I checked the transcript]!!!I was actually thanking god,i couldnt have been luckier!!

Well i couldnt take my eyes off her ...I guess she might have been used to it(After all its appreciation what one looks for ..;))

The thought of pain never came to my mind for my mind was busy adoring her!!

I guess she was some 5feet 3inches(some where arnd that) ..dressed in a white top and blue quadra pant!!

The conversation was ....(sometimes everything cant be put in words)

Doc:How can i help u?

Me:[Still lost]Yeah i think the wax has solidified ,the physician had asked me to put some soliwax abt a week back!I have been putting it for the past one week and today the pain has intensified

Doc:Hmm let me see(Takes out the cone shaped torch ,puts it in my Right Ear)

Doc:This looks okay ,let me see the other one Hmm its blocked here

Me : [Good that she noticed it]

Doc:Do u want the wax to be removed

Me:Yes [How considerate of her....i should have thought wat the heck]

Doc:Nurse Nurse

Me:[Why does she need a nurse now,put something in my ear and get the damn thing out]

Doc struggled a little with the chair to put it in proper position ,arranges her magnifying lens and the lamp...

Doc:This is like a vacuum suction pump

Me:Ohh is it [I have been thorugh this once ,but that turned out to be futile]

As soon as she put it ,i felt as if some cyclone had hit the city!!

Grrrrr[well thats hw i felt..i m afraid of dogs btw] well i was hoping to hear some clear sound but still everything was numb!!

This time she poked a little instrument(i couldnt get the glimpse of it ..i was just trying to be a nice patient u know),i moved my head

Doc:Either u keep ur head steady or i will move away

Me:Sorry will keep it steady[Attitude and audacity....This wont be a easy task]

Doc tried some maneuever with the suction pump ,when nothing worked out she took out this 'L' shaped weapon and poked and tried to yank it out!!

It was like some one was putting a stick in vessel full of rocks and stirring it.

It was painful ofcourse,i cant elucidate the pain ,it just can be felt!!!

Hmm all of this stuff and not much progress,i could barely hear!!It was as if the ear is air tight!!I was a little afraid this time for i cant manage with one ear

Me: Is the chunk too solidified ??Will it come out?

Doc:Let me try[Every word was like a pearl..She seldom spoke]

Castle was too strong u know ...Anyways this time she changed her weapon,it was smaller i guess!!Revived her strategy and did something....It was an amazing feeling!!

It was like suddenly an inlet was opened in a vaccuum vessel......

Doc:Relief is because the chunk has been lifted off the eardrum,its still in there.Be steady now ,else it would be more painful

Me:Yeah ll be steady[Smile]

The next few mins i clinched my shirt ,the stupid cerumen didnt come out so easily

Me: Has the chunk come out?

Doc:Not yet

Finally she took it out ,was like a small black pebble!!

Left ear was crystal clear,could hear after a month long endearment!!

Cant thank her enough!!

When i had a look at the cotton swab ,i felt so embarassed...Gosh

so much stuff in this little ear of mine!!!

Anyways when i tried taking a pic of the swab,the doc quips up saying u can keep it!!!I said no thanks ,i have had enough of it!!!

Next time any ENT trouble i know whom to approach[hehehe]

Anyways was out of the hospital and had to treat pan for having accompanied ,well all the time he was bothered abt the match!!

And when i was waiting for the chaffeur driven vehicle

Me:Yaar mere mann mein abhi bhi wahi guunj raha hai

pan:Yahi kei tere mein kitna mail bhara hai!!

Thats the kind of pals i have!!!

Ppl never use buds and do approach the doc u may never know what is in store for u ;)

Yet Another Talk on Recession

I guess most of us are being bugged by the topic of Recession. It looks like media doesnt have anything else to talk about,Why not panic sells like hot cake[I guess i made some statement ;)]How on earth will a person's day go if one wakes up to the news of Sensex reaching a new low and the global market melting down like an Ice in a microwave. Its always better to wake up to something which soothes ur eyes[Something really S!@#   ]

The millionaires and billionaires have their assets halved and why is that???

I have a few silly questions here.....

Have these people committed some grave mistake?

Were they involved in embezzlement of funds?

Was it because of intense competition posed by the open market?

Well to answer it, as all of us know is "None for sure"!!Quite an irony isnt it.Well 

ppl dont mistake me ,i m not here to give a lecture on managing a CEO portfolio...I wish to drive home a simple point which would be evident by the end of this post.

Okay for some reasons beyond explainations ,i was reminded of Water Life Cycle.To quote "The water in your glass may have fallen from the sky as rain just last week, but the water itself has been around pretty much as long as the earth has! "So what am I talking about ??The point is simple I m drawing an analogy between our economy and the water cycle.So let me take an example ,if one is planning to buy some furniture and puts it off owing to so called Recession,well the furniture industry is hit ,which triggers a chain of events ,and ultimately it ends up on the person who put it off!!!I m not suggesting one to be extravagant,be smart with your expenditure and at the same time dont be stupid.Dont take any decision just for the heck of it.

Contemplate on this simple argument ,why is our economy growing so fast??

Is it because we have opened our market to foreign investments , not completely its because of the temparament of the people which has changed over the years.People these days dont believe in staying indoors all the time ,saving money so that they can die rich.People wish to have a quality life laid with luxury and comfort.Thanks to it Venture capitalists,entrepreneurs and others have tapped new bussiness avenues, provided employment and livelihood to so many .Science has progressed so far,have u ever thought what might have been the driving force for our intellectual capital to come up with new inventions every other second??Its quite interesting to give it a thought ...Complex it sounds but a simple answer lies deep within....

People back to our topic..I m kinda used to digressing from the topic,straight roads doesnt seem to fascinate me [;)]So whats the point after all the bizzare arguments put above??Its simple ,there is something called as the mood and the economy is what we people have made and like most of the humanly characteristics ,it is mostly influenced with the people who are part of it.To add to it dont spread panic ,if u wanna spread anything spread hope something on a positive which our RBI Governor D Subbarao is doing in every other interviews with media honchos.So the next time you are confronted with anyone spread the cheer, dont let down yourself...Live Life to the fullest!!

To sum it up  “Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity.”The point is in believing and accepting the simple and elegant solution!!

An encounter with the Canine Beast

One might be astonished with such a obscure title,I couldnt think of anything better.Before i proceed with the lucid narration of my recent experience;Well this aint a fiction ,every character resembles a real world entity(Dont confuse with an Object 'OOPS concept').


Okay, it went something like this;It was arnd 9.30 in the eve as yet another human being i too sometime suffer from emotional swings (not because of hormonal changes);I felt like taking a stroll but was lethargic to go for one.Suddenly i realized there that i am hungry!!!!Well u know work takes the toll and u get hardly any time to think about one's food;So i thought may be i can take a walk to the bakery shop and listen to some really nice soft music on the way in my ROCKR(MOTOROLA inc),which i was crazy about in fact crazy is an understatement.This eatery place is not a sophisticated darshini or any other condiments shop,its just another Bakery ;serves awesome tea and yeah the usual supplements with it!!!The best part of it is it faces the main road and u can feel the fast paced life of Bengaluru.

I embarked on my mission to quench my hunger and soothe my mind with the cool breeze and some soft music of 70's!!!!I was at my usual pace,i chose to take a shortcut which was the point i faltered in.The short cut looks like an abandoned plot ,lots of shrubs of about my height on one side and on the other side there is a Fallow land.I was like swinging to the tunes of the song not missing even a single chord of it.Suddenly some dog gets a little wacky and starts barking at me.I was oblivious to its barking for a while;suddenly it was joined by a cabal of dogs !!!It looked as if they were barking mutinously!!!I still pretended to neglect them and continued walking!!!Hoping that everything would be fine,all i was wishing for was GOD just help me reach the end of the fallow land and ll not take short cuts for the rest of my life;but God as usual had some different plan for me.

Its always said that nothing happens until one takes an initiative ,same was the case with the pack of dogs that were barking!!!I was wishing that the saying 'Barking dogs never bite' be true;but by all means it turned out to be False.The Black Dog took the initiative and started running towards me!!!I aint a olympic sprint champion to give a dog good run!!!I was like perplexed for a moment;i was counting the pros and cons of my responses!!!!
Suddenly one verse of Shantaram just struck my mind;I turned around took a quick dash towards the shrubs,i could feel the Black dog chasing me!!!I ran ,i ran for my life .........
For the first time in my life i wasn't afraid of the shrubs,nothing seemed to fear me off apart from the #$%^*! dog!!I prayed for my life..and took shelter in thick shrubs,suddenly i realize my ROCKR is missing .....I thought it wasn't a priority,the dog was still sniffing to find my trace !!!The worst part is this dogs upright action seemed to have influenced the rest of flock and they were after me too...I really don't know what for!!!!Yeah in those shrubs i had to stand motionless ,i was counting each breath of mine making sure it doesn't leave any trace ......Hush those few moments still send a cold wave down my spine!!!I waited out there,suddenly i find the flock of dogs vanishing behind the dark and i was waiting for someone to pass through that so that i could sneak out .....

After a few minute's few villagers happen to pass by ,i called for them and asked if the dogs had gone off...I couldn't think of anything better ...I was literally shook to the core!!!All i could think of was my ROCKR..I had thought that i might get it,but yeah it wasn't meant for me all my search went in vain !!!I couldn't find even a single trace which could have slightest inkling about the whereabouts of my lost mobile :(

Well that was my piece of encounter encapsulated in a hilarious fashion,believe me it wasn't a moment to be cherished....


Before i rap it up few things which can make encounter with dogs an easy affair;these struck my mind after i mused over the experience
If u have a tree near by,run and climb it(Dogs wont be able to make it for sure)
If u don't have a tree ,or have shrubs to save yourself run towards a water body
If u don't have anything of the above,just turn around and start scolding the dogs on top of your voice(I haven't tried this,i was told abt it ;) )!!!!


Well to end it 'Agar Kuch Kaam Nahi Aaata hai to Dua Kaam Aaat Hai'
So just pray that u don't end up with such a situation....There are no short cuts in life!!!Don't be overtly optimistic,you may never know what is in store for you!!!
Something in the world have no escapes for everything else there is my advice!!!!!
(Please Master Card ppl don't charge me for plagiarism)

True Love and Infatuation

Before I start of with my articulate observations....The article doesnt have any kind of resemblance with any character in reality...these are merely ficititous or rather manifestations of my mind beyond my control!!!

Human beings are parasites,they are always in search of a companion!!!That works out the same for animals too but lets not get into them....All our life we fight against loneliness...Please dont confuse loneliness with being alone.Loneliness is the state of being detached from the surroundings;somethimes amidst your family members u may feel lonely or amidst a group of people.You may feel like a outsider ....thats the strange thing of being lonely!!!So we set ourselves on the task of finding out the lost love ,a true companion....A considerate and compassionate one!!Here the excitement begins.....

Now lets talk about the so called complex manifestation of human mind called as "feeling".Its a kind of state you get into when you meet a person of your expectations or simply get impressed by the character,attitude and the behaviour and the worst part you think of a name for that,and the obvious choice is ........

True Love is quite an immaculate topic to talk over and quite sensitive too...I dont intend to make inferences here too...Lots (infact lots is an understatement )have made an effort to bring out the true essence of love in their own distinct observation but for us its as naive as .....

Consider yourself in this situation that u had a kind of "feeling" for a person and had thought that she/he is the one u would like to spend the rest of your life.....Would u call this a True Love....
Hmm what if suddenly there is another one and your mind and soul goes awry thinking about the same....So what would u sum it up as?? A mere infatuation!!!Well this would make a nice masala Bollywwod movie rite??
Anyways I dont intend to confuse u with this anymore...Probably the character KARLA or Abdel Khader Khan in shantaram would have a better answer for this!!As i said i wont make inferences on the same as u would say i m prejudiced....

Okay lets get to the point...no can define what "TRUE LOVE"...its just a state of mind;and as many other things in LIFE this is not under our control by any means...So just try to live with it,better read SHANTARAM....It ll certainly make a difference in what u think about life....The bottom line is we hail from a nation with such a rich cultural background and people have done all kind of sacrifices for the sole reason of being true with themselves and have sticked to their eithics!!So whatever decision is taken the intention should be no harm...Let peace be with us!!!